Creme Eggs

By admin · Sunday, October 18th, 2009

What number of cadbury creme eggs is required to produce a female orgasm?

I notice that women frequently state how chocolate is better than sex, often claiming that it is 'orgasmic'. I wonder if anyone has conducted scientific research into this phenomenon.

If so, what is the optimal number of creme eggs required to deliver a female orgasm?

Are more eggs are required to reach multiple orgasms as opposed to a single orgasm?

Do women ever explode before reaching their climactic point?

Do you take the wrappers off first by way of foreplay?
To the best of my knowledge Ellen, No. Let me guess, you're not eating a creme egg right now.
Slave - 400lbs of romping, stomping, orgasmic female.......the mind boggles!
MeILF - you hopeless old romantic. I've gone all Toblerone just thinking of you in that state of confectionery induced euphoric pleasure

Indeed old chap, they are not called "cream eggs" for nothing. Evolutionary impulses mean that the correct amount of chocolate may induce oestrus in the female and her sounds of pleasure are an indicator of willingness to mate. Indeed the male's chances of copulation are enhanced by his offer of a nest of cream eggs. As you can see, merely the mention of such a treat has MeILF gagging for a milky snack.

Personally, one cannot abide cream eggs but prefers chocolate fabergé. One does not remove one's luxury undergarments for anything else than top quality chocolaterie. Toodle pip.

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